>> head to Administrative Offices

Unfortunately, you have no idea where the ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICES are located. Perhaps you could figure this out through the use of your COMPUTER?

>> Look at pages 1534 and 1535 of the binder, since they should speak more of employees and vortexes.

Your LARGE BINDER is also in your CUBICLE. You figure that you might as well go there first.

You make a decision to go back to your CUBICLE before doing anything else. And just because you need exercise and/or wouldn't mind a few random encounters, you take the STAIRS.

You climb to FLOOR 11 safely.
You climb to FLOOR 12 safely.
You climb to FLOOR 13 safely.
You climb to FLOOR 14 safely.
You climb to FLOOR 15 safely.

OH SNAP. As you reach FLOOR 16, you see not one, but four quick SPIDERS blocking your path! Are these things breeding or something? They're creepy--there's no way you're passing through this area without dispatching these guys!

>> PANIC.

OH MY GOD SPIDERS AAAAAAHHHHHH THERE'S FOUR OF THEM HELP HELP HELP.

>> Examine spiders

You take a closer look at the four SPIDERS. They don't seem to really be anything out of the ordinary. You once heard a story...something about a 7-legged SPIDER being used to pay a phone bill or something? In any case, all of these SPIDERS have 8 LEGS, and that story's just a story anyway.

>> Pretend to be a spider to gain their confidence

You stretch your ARMS and LEGS out in an attempt to look like a SPIDER. ...Frankly, you're not very good at it. At all. Who do you think you're fooling? The SPIDERS? (You're not.)

>> Shoot one from point-blank range

You pull the blue COLD DISPENSER TRIGGER on your WATERCOOLER CUPHOLDER BAZOOKA and blast a SPIDER, finishing it off instantly. The other SPIDERS suddenly see you has a huge threat, and move in to attack!

>> Evade spiders

Yipe! You jump out of the way of the SPIDERS, but they're closing in on you, and fast!