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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn jalapenos
PostPosted: September 17th, 2011, 10:46 am 
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Loner's story reminds me of my own work time antic. We have band-aids for when we scratch ourselves, but no antiseptic, wound cleaning stuff, anything. The only thing we have readily available is alcohol-based hand sanitizer.
It's always fun to nearly tear open your finger with heavy lifting around sharp-ish metal objects for a customer, have no Neosporin, and therefore be forced to coat the band-aid's pad with said sanitizer before cramming it on the wound.

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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn jalapenos
PostPosted: September 17th, 2011, 3:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn jalapenos
PostPosted: September 17th, 2011, 3:53 pm 
Show 'em a little dash.
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Skunk spray.

EUGH.

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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn jalapenos
PostPosted: September 21st, 2011, 4:54 pm 
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I've had two cousins and a roommate who have been hired as guards for the county jail. In order for the guards to carry pepperspray and tazers, they have to have them used on them. I've never been lucky enough to get sprayed or tazed (but have been punched by a cop whilst in handcuffs), but all three of them said that, if given a choice, they would rather be tazed than be sprayed w/ pepper spray.

EDIT: THIS IS MY SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIXTH POST, AND I SHOULD BE CHANGED FROM "PRINCE" TO EITHER DARK PRINCE, OR PRINCE OF PAIN UNTIL I POST AGAIN.

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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn jalapenos
PostPosted: September 21st, 2011, 8:42 pm 
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^^

That kinda sucks... D:

Well, there is no Dark Prince, soz D:

Good luck with asking/demanding for one :3

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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn jalapenos
PostPosted: October 4th, 2011, 2:22 pm 
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Doing an acid wash on a tile job we laid a couple days before, and had some diluted muriatic acid splash into my eyes. Even diluted still burnt like hell. Probably just as bad as when I touched my eyes after handling habaneros

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 Post subject: Re: Goddamn jalapenos
PostPosted: October 10th, 2011, 8:43 pm 
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Okay, so as you may know, I was a Concession Staff Supervisor at a movie theater for a bit. One night, an employee called me for help cleaning out the ketchup dispenser. I tried running water through the U-shaped tube that pumped the ketchup out, but to no avail. I then gathered that perhaps some air could force the clog loose. So I blew into one end, completely oblivious to the fact that the other end of the tube was aimed directly at my face. The clog was fixed.

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