Padlocked - A Homestuck Roleplay

Saten Ruiko · **Posted:** August 10th, 2010, 4:53 pm

>> Examine terrible graffiti on your door
>> Equip CROWBAR and NAILS
>> Go surfing
>> Wonder why in the world your COMPUTER MOUSE is backwards

Topsummoner · **Posted:** August 12th, 2010, 12:42 pm

>> Flip letter over.

There is more writing on the back.

“First Clue: What gets wetter the more it dries?”

If there's one thing you hate more than treasure hunts, it's RIDDLES. You are absolutely horrible at them, even the simplest riddle will give you a headache. You may need to consult a chum on the matter.

God you hate riddles.

>> Exit room.

You enter the HALLWAY. Down the hall and to your left is the BATHROOM. Hanging along this wall are some PHOTOGRAPHS. Your first right is the staircase that goes DOWNSTAIRS. Your second right is your GRANDMA'S BEDROOM.

>> Go to bathroom.

You attempt to enter the BATHROOM, but the door is LOCKED! It must be occupied. Your bladder will have to wait.

>> Go back into bedroom.

You go back into your bedroom.

>> Examine Anchorman poster.

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY is your absolute favourite movie. Highlights include the opening credits, the biker scene and Ron's subsequent breakdown, and the big fight scene between the news teams. You'd list lowlights too, but there are none. This movie is PERFECT.

“Did you just throw a burrito out your window?”

Yes. It is perfect in every way.

>> Check out desktop again.

Your desktop is brought to new life by the magic of animation.

You like to avoid clutter on your desktop. There are only three icons, accordingly. PESTERCHUM which you use of course for pestering your chums. OPERA which you use for browsing the INTERNET. And of course, your favourite computer game TEAM FORTRESS 2.

Oh! It appears that in your brief outing to the hallway, one of your chums, celestialCrow, came online and began to pester you.

>> ?

A note to spectators: When posting actions, specify a character. >> Lucy: Action, >> Matt: Action, etc. It may get confusing later on, so please make this a habit.

PenguinGuy · **Posted:** August 12th, 2010, 10:05 pm

>>Examine WINDOW

It just a lame window dude.

Outside you can see that gnarly beach you live by.

>>Examine PAPERS.
>>Examine terrible graffiti on your door.

What terrible graffiti? You only see the gnarly SBURB LOGO you spray painted on your DOOR. You're also holding up you SBURB BETA CD's, the only things in your room that remotely look like papers.

>> Equip CROWBAR and NAILS.

You CAPTCHALOGUE the NAILS in your SYLLADEX, because you can't equip them to your STRIFE SPECIBI, which is currently CROWBARKIND. You however take the opportunity to equip your CROWBAR.

You're ready to kick alien ass.

>> Wonder why in the world your COMPUTER MOUSE is backwards.

ITS A CONSPIRACY MAN! YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!

>> Go surfing.

Dude that's a gnarly idea! But you already did it today. You caught some sick tubular waves.

>Use COMPUTER.

You load up your COMPUTER. You only have a couple items on you DESKTOP, which represent a fraction of your total STUFF. Nothing is currently running. You decide to load up PESTERCHUM and give your friend LUCY a happy birthday message. It is her BIRTHDAY after all.

Show Pesterlog

Hidden:

Doesn't seem like she's there.

>>?

Sighence · **Posted:** August 12th, 2010, 10:13 pm

Lucy: use TOWEL

all: play TEAM FORTRESS 2

Topsummoner · **Posted:** August 13th, 2010, 7:19 am

>> PenguinGuy: Realize your desktop states a different time than your pesterlog does.

Sighence · **Posted:** August 18th, 2010, 6:50 pm

>update ROLEPLAY

Padlocked - A Homestuck Roleplay

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