PKing in the no-go zone 2

Previously: When he buried the bones and collected the Barrows armour and his own black armour, he heard a high-pitched cackling. He immediately set off in search of it...

Now: Black Knight #198384 had heard that style of cackling before and knew who it was, Evil Bob's minion, Shadow7 (You may know him from SovietShadowsville). BK #198384 held a half-eaten chicken leg in the air and charged towards the sound of Shadow7, who was still cackling extremely loudly. As BK drew nearer he could see Shadow's shadow sweeping across the ground, creeping slowly towards him as the never-moving Sun trod along the sky towards the horizon, where a huge monster would eat it up and digest it overnight before excreting it out it's other end the next morning.



Behind a dead tree, Evil Bob watched while marking his territory. He smiled. "Purrfect!" he whispered, as he saw BK #198384 throw his chicken leg at Shadow, which had bounced off Shadow's rather large head and was rolling towards Bob, who licked his lips.



Shadow cried an almighty war cry and charged at BK #198384, swinging his flail and doing a little dance in one frighteningly smooth movement. Shadow looked very impressive until he tripped over a vine and landed with a face full of dirt and a broken pinkie toe.



With Shadow7 defeated, BK #198384 turned towards Evil Bob and picked up Shadow's flail. He swung it dramatically but only ended up hitting his own eye, which he clutched in agony.



After he recovered, he looked up just in time to see Evil Bob preparing to strike and claw him. BK #198384 quickly shot his arm out and threw the cat as far as he could, laughing as it miaowed at him angrily*.



Black Knight #198384 raced to his lover and freed him.
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!




* After note: No cats were harmed in the making of this article.


Written By: dr henry
Edited By: TheAmericanIdiot
Coded By: J@nr0k
Pictures by: dr henry