Who Stole the Cookies From the Villager Office!?

The police drove to the Villager office in their fancy black and white cars, ringing their noisy sirens, as the people of Rune Village wondered what was going on. Soon they arrived, pulling out items to block others from entering. Inside was a detective in a fancy England coat with his trusty assistant in some red clothing, following with a notepad and ink pen. The detective searched the trashed rooms of the office, giving no clues to the criminal. Eight suspects had been at the scene of the crime, all sitting in wooden chairs for interrogation. The suspects were: Serpentis, Zidane, Monk Basher, dr henry, Jaron, Frogger, Zilla, and Gui. They had been the only possible suspects of this devious crime of stealing something really great. This great thing happened to be an enormous batch of choclate chip cookies made by J@nrok and Bartoron, who spent long hours on these tasty treats for the Villager staff. Unfortunately, someone decided to have all of the cookies for themselves. The cookies had been under heavy guard by ninjas with rune throwing knives, but the ninjas were suddenly killed, their weapons beings plundered from them. Serpentis, being extremely large, had shrunk himself to fit in the room where the crime had taken place. The detective entered the room, smoking his lit pipe and said, "I've been talking to J@nrok and Bartoron about the cookies' weight, which was quite heavy, which means two people had to do it." Everybody gasped. "I wonder who did it," Jaron gulped, trying not to wet his fine, silky pants like all the others (except for Serpentis who doesn't have to wear clothes).
Zilla grinned. "Can you turn off the light?" The detective blinked. "Of course!" J@nrok yelled out, "No! It's a..." The light filpped off and a splat sound was heard immediately. The detective then turned it back on to see J@nrok speared to the wall with a crowball through his heart. Zilla whistled. "What? " " Jaron soon shouted out in discovery, "I know who the murderer is! It's..." *Splat!* The detective had accidently flipped the switch off, turning it back on and gasping. Jaron was speared to the ceiling though the the head with yet another crowbar. The others gulped. "Serpentis, can you please turn the light off?" asked Zilla politely. Serpentis sneered. "Okay!" The serpent slithered up to the switch, giving it another hit. More splats were heard. Serpentis turned it back on to see only himself, Zidane and, of course, Zilla standing in the room. In her left hand was a rune crowbar. The others were sadly impaled with three to five crowbars, blood covering the room. Zidane removed the switch and pulled the secret lever hidden behind. All of a sudden, the bottom of the stone floor moved and a strange item appearred before them. It was the hidden batch of cookies that had apparently been stolen. "Dig in! " yelled Zidane. Zilla, Serpentis, and Zidane headed to the cookie batch and began to sink their teeth into the tasty treats for the next few hours, feeling extremely happy. After they were done, they fell to the ground sleeping. The end!


Written By: Serpentis
Edited By: Zilla
Coded By: J@nr0k