Noob Poem
by Silverfox16

Oh, I'm a brand new noob who just stepped off the boat
That thing from the island, the dumb wood that floats
I've stepped into this place, this huge land.
MY policies that I want, I'll now take a stand.

Oh, I'm beggin' you down on my hands and knees,
Fre stuf plz, fre stuf plz.
I demand the right to call an attorney,
'Cause you won't give me my fre stuf plz.

You're all asking for disaster,
I'll blow you away with my cabbage blaster.
Got my whiny cries and potato gun too,
Everything in the world to annoy you.

Cause I'm beggin' you down on my hands and knees,
Fre stuf plz, fre stuf plz
I demand the right to call an attorney,
Cause you won't give me my fre stuf plz

I'll take you down to the wild, own you with my bronze sword,
I'll yap on until you're deathly bored.
We'll fight up into the wild's trees...

...hey, is that a KBD?

By silverfox16