The Demon Joke
It was a troubled feeling over the kingdom fo Kandarin when I entered it today. The air was thick with fog and a smell of pure evil made my nose itch. I saw people falling to the ground grabbing at their hearts. I haven’t seen anything like this since the knowledge about the underground God Zaros spread over the world.

The thickness in the air seemed to increase in a certain direction. Knowing my curiosity wouldn’t let me ignore what was going on, I prayed to Saradomin himself for aid on this mission, and started my struggle towards a possible end of the world. I closed in on the capital of Kandarin, the big castle of Camelot towering above me. When I stepped inside the gates of the castle courtyard, I got overpowered and I fell to the ground. Not being able to stand up again, I slowly crawled forward. What I got to see was horrible. An evil sorceror was summoning pack after pack of fearsome demons. He chant in language not yet known of mankind, then he yelled at the demons to go hunt for King Arthur himself. The demons roared as they sieged the castle.

Only the wise wizard Merlin and his protective spells saved the King. Knight Loncelot did his best at slaying the demons at the door to the King’s residens, but it was Merlin that saved Kandarin.

This is Fairy Flumm, reporting from the world of Runescape.

whatever next.... - Flummbullen

 

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