Coded by HawaiiGopher
Coding Changes And Fixes by: Juansito
Well once again I, Detective HawaiiGopher, have set out and found some information on why Henry's/Henner's nose is so big. Let's see where this all started?Ahh yes I remember now?
It all started one day in Lincoln, Nebraska in 1997 when little 8 year old (he looked 16 at the time though) Henry was making what he calls his, Road Runner Stew for his mother when all the sudden he heard an announcement on TV, an announcement saying that there was a Nose Contest and whoever had the Sexiest Nose would win 1,002,349,285,035 Dollars?
This interested Henry very much but he thought his nose wasn't sexy enough. He needed to find a way to have the sexiest nose... He thought for a second... "Hmm ... Plastic surgery might work?But that costs too much, hmm?What about a clown nose?Nah Michael Jackson already has that... Arrgg...?So he kept thinking on and on but never thought about anything?This made him mad but he had no choice but to give up?
The next day Henry still kept thinking about it. Of course he had to go to school so he had to stop thinking about it. When he went on the bus though everyone was talking about the nose contest!!
Henry tried taking off his mind though or else he wouldn't be able to concentrate at school. But while Henry was on the bus some teenagers who weren't suppose to be on the bus walked in and pushed the bus driver out of his seat!!! Then they came to the back and asked "Do any of you munchkins know where we can find some chemicals to make our noses big????
Henry stared up in great shock... Bus Driver Billy Bob Joe was now unconscious and they were trapped in a tiny bus with immature bratty teenagers. The teenagers looked around the bus then pointed at Henry. He was shocked?Was he?THE CHOSEN ONE? =O
They looked at him with a serious look and asked him?"Whose your daddy!??Erm?wait never mind that wasn't suppose to be there?*gets Men In Black memory wiper out and wipes your memory* You did not just see I put false info, mmmkay?
Now where was I ahh?Yesh?In the little bus?Well the teenagers ended up pointing at Henry and Henry learned from his mommy and daddy that pointing was NOT nice so he kicked the boys in the b?bootays?and ran off the bus to the middle of no where ?
Suddenly while running like an idiot he tripped over a muffin and fell in a hole filled with evil bumbalooboo wasps and ants. These types of ants and wasps were well known for making whatever they bite/sting 3 times it's normal size and this would not be able to be changed after. So as you guessed they bit him everywhere and Henry was found 3 hours later unconscious lying with his face to the floor.
Luckily and Surprisingly though the Bumbalooboo Wasps and Bee were allergic to the smell of bad soap and thank god for Henry he had used Dirt-Ee 1300 soap yesterday or he'd be un-recognizable. But what Henry didn't do because he had thought about his nose so much, he forgot to put soap on his nose the night before and so now his nose was pretty big..
But as you may know all bad things have a brighter side and in this story that's the case. Henry ended up winning the sexiest nose award!!! =)
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