The Huge Cabbage: Part 1
Like all great stories, this story has an introduction. A really sucky one, but, nonetheless, an introduction. Anyways, let's get ourselves filled in on the background info. Our main character is Bartoron. Bartoron is your average level 127 n00bert. And so forth begins our epic tale of Bartoron the level 127 n00bert?and the HUGE CABBAGE!

One day, Bartoron the level 127 n00bert was roaming through the magical cabbage fields of Draynor; when all of the sudden, a HUGE CABBAGE APPEARED!Being the n00b he was, Bartoron the level 127 n00bert walked up to the HUGE CABBAGE and said, "FLOOGEN SCHNICHIES! A HUGE CABBAGE! L13K 0MG!? After that, he decided to move closer towards the huge cabbage and examine it a little more extensively.

After observing its vegetable-like shape, vegetable-like taste, and vegetable-like smell, he then said, "Wow. This is an actual cabbage! WOW!?

Bartoron the level 127 n00bert took out his handy-dandy knife and sliced off a chunk of the cabbage and put it in his freakishly large cabbage-carrying sack. Then, he slowly pulled the freakishly large cabbage-carrying sack with the huge chunk of the huge cabbage inside of it to the Draynor Village Bank.

Just as Bartoron the level 127 n00bert was arriving at the bank and was preparing to deposit the cabbage into the bank, a mysterious figure appeared in the bank entrance. It was none other then?ENIELLE THE CABBAGE THIEF!

"GIVE ME ALL 'YER MAGICAL CABBAGE I DO SAY,?said Enielle the cabbage thief, "and if you don't?I'll poke you with my bronze dagger!!!!?

Immediately, all of the bankers began to panic. They locked up their vaults and fled from the booths as fast as they could. As Bartoron quickly struggled to lift the heavy cabbage filled sack off the ground and run away as fast as he could, the evil cabbage thief casted a cabbagekenetic grab spell on the bag. The bag slowly started to come off of the floor and hovered over to Enielle the cabbage thief. Then, she was gone.

As Bartoron the level 127 n00bert looked around, trying to figure out what had just happened; he realized that his magical cabbage was gone.

"OH NOES! MY UB0R CABBAGE IS GONE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!?

After he had calmed down enough to stop slamming his fist into the glass pane in the bank booth, he examined the bank to see if anyone else had survived the wrath of Enielle the cabbage thief. He walked over to the back of the bank, only to realize that one banker was unconscious on the floor next to a booth. Bartoron the level 127 n00bert tried to revive him by using mouth-to mouth resuscitation, but to no avail. Suddenly, Bartoron got an idea. He mixed 3 red berries, 2 dwarf weeds, and 5 dragon bones into a large mortar and used his magical pestle to grind them into a fine powder. Next, he poured the magical powder into his magical vial and added 5 drops of magic water. Instantly, the concoction began to glow a bright green aura. He poured the mixture into the banker's mouth and counted to 537. Magically, the banker regained consciousness.

"The?thief?cabbage?gone." the banker whispered as he struggled for his last gasp of air. Then he died.

Tune in next month for? PART 2!

Written by: bartoron
Proofread by: hawaiigopher
Coded by: bartoron
Coding Changes And Fixes by: Juansito