By:Grapequest
Proofread by: dr henry
Coded by: bartoron
Coding Changes And Fixes by: Juansito

Have you ever wondered about grapes and apples? Grapes are juicy and delicious. Apples aren't as delicious, but people still like those apples. Did you ever hear that expression, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"? After you read this article, you are going to find out that they do not.

Apple- Contains a disorder which can be caught very easily. It is called HikerActivity Disorder (HAD). HikerActivity Disorder is a disease that causes your mind to become open and wide. You start getting interested in hiking, among other things. You will get the urge to move to a house in Nashville. Its a disease which is caused by this chemical. This chemical is made from water that hiker has touched. You'll love the smell of sage and sweetgrass,and have a weird urge for good fitting boots. You'll also act more like Hiker by the second. If not treated soon you'll soon try to get a name change to Thomas Watson (Hiker). The only medicine is to take a daily dose of grapes.

Grape- The marvel of fruit soceity. You need grapes. Grapes are usually juicy and plump. They make the best wine you can find. Unlike apples,grapes don't have a disorder or a disease called HikerActivty Disorder. Plus the new phrase should be, "A big juicy plump grape a day keeps the doctor away". As you know, grapes are healthier then apples and they taste better. Before you pick up those apples, run away for a good 5 feet, and take some grapes instead.

So remember, "A Big juicy plump grape a day keeps the doctor away" and "An apple a day makes you more like Hiker Everyday!"