Welcome To The May Edition!


Hello, villager readers!

And so ends another fantastic month at The Villager. People have been running around my office, making me do things, new recruits nervously waiting at the office entrance twiddling their thumbs, making me get up! All you youngun’s, whew!

There is also a smelly smell coming from GCSE’s office, which we still haven’t had permission from the council to clear out, darn his love of cheese! Since we have had suspicions that Zilla has been hiding under his desk, we did see her go in there discussing articles, but she hasn’t ventured out since GCSE left. Don’t worry if you read this, Zilla! We’ll get that cheese just as soon as those biohazard suits and MP-5s come in!

Outside of GCSE’s office, lots of people with pegs on their noses have been busy writing articles. I myself couldn’t bear the stench because of the smell coming from GCSE’s office… you can almost taste it! So I’ve had 3 slav.. I mean helpers fanning my office. Big thank-you to Gamestar, Frogger, and Monk Basher for that one! I wonder why Monk bought me one of those newfangled fans... said somehting about being tired and needing to proofread something ASAP...

Anyway, there are lots of interesting articles coming out of the Villager office this month, with xxlegendxx analysing the issue. Andrey has an… interesting interview with the Easter Bunny. An amazing well thought out article, well done!

Once again I would like to thank Gamestar for his amazing effort that was put in this month, he has adjusted so well, and I would like to congratulate him as our new Editor In Chief (in place of Frogger, who’s now just a lowly sla…member of The Villager)

Please note: Zilla is not actually held “hostage” by GCSE’s army of evil breeding cheese, I watched her through my office window, and all they did was talk about an article (there was no window at the time!)

Thanks for reading,
Trendyhaz [ Editor in Chief ]
Gamestar [ Editor in Cheif ]
Monk Basher [ Proofreading & Interactive/Artwork Lead ]

P.S. If you want to join the Villager Staff please PM Trendyhaz on the Forums.