The story of Britney Spears

Well, it all started when Britney Spears was born, except back then she wasn’t known as Britney Spears, she was known as Brutus Spearmint, and was the toughest kid on the block. Here is the only picture of “her” that was ever taken, with “her” fellow bully, Bluto. (She's the one on the left)


Brutus had a great time bullying people as a kid. But when Brutus grew to be about 11, bullying became boring, and Brutus wanted a new start. So Brutus went to the local plastic surgery, Sex Changes R Us, and got turned into a girl. Brutus Spearmint from then on was known as Britney Spears.


Britney didn’t know what her new thing should be, she couldn’t be a bully since she got turned into a girl, so she turned to the other thing she was secretly good at, or, so she thought….SINGING.

Britney made a few songs, and thought she was pretty good. She went to a few contractors to see if they wanted her, and none of them did. Finally, she found one who said that if they got 70% of the profits they would sign her up. Britney was desperate, so she said ok.

Britney went on tour and got a few fans, and was actually pretty famous for about......a year. After that, she had very few fans, in fact, at her final concert, only one of her fans showed up…Gamestar.


Britney was depressed, so she started doing silly things. One main thing is she threatened to shave her hair off…but everyone, including her, knew it was just an idle threat. That’s where she was wrong. One day her boyfriend, Colonel Sanders, decided to play a prank on her. He was going to hide behind a door and say BOO! when she walked by. Harmless prank, right? Wrong. She got so scared all her hair fell out.


Since then, nobody has really heard from Britney, some say she jumped off a building, others say she drowned in a puddle. Me? I say she’s off somewhere, Vermont maybe, living in a cave deep underground plotting her revenge. Who knows? Maybe we will find out one day, until then, I am Hoof saying, “Good night and good luck.”

Written by: Hoof Noob
Edited by: Mageman
Coded by: Hoof Noob