Dr Henry visits the Moderator Offices!Hello Villagers! I'm Dr Henry and you may remember me telling you about the things which happen behind the scenes in the Villager Offices. I will revisit there next month, but today I have decided to visit a dangerous place. I may not return from the desolate and wild habitat of.... THE RUNEVILLAGE MODERATORS!Yes, I may be mad, and I may enjoy risking my limbs to bring you articles, but I am dedicated to exploring and exploiting anything I can find in the offices. 
Now, for anyone wondering about the layout of RuneVillage, let me help explain it to you a bit. When you enter the Village, there is a Pub to the right, with a small room called the 'Lounge' next to it. Opposite the Pub, there is a General Store where you can chat to anyone you meet. If you go straight on, however, you will come across the Office Blocks. First, there are the Staff and Legend Offices. These are to the left of the path. On the right, there are the Villager Offices, where my office is. Next to the Villager Office Block is the Administrative Hall, where all the Admins sleep and eat Ramen Noodles (Penguin flavoured, of course) and chicken wings. Finally, opposite the Administrative Hall, is the Moderator Offices... Right, now that you all know where I am, it is time to enter through the automatic doors - the Mods are too lazy to open them so they have automatic doors, although Donut Juice still manages to walk into them (somehow... i guess he is still getting used to being a Mod). 
Inside the reception area, there is a broken coffee machine (Mustangnut decided to have a wild party when he was promoted and didn't want to have it in the Administrative Hall, so he had it in the Moderator Offices and after that, the machine never worked again...) 
On the first floor, there are the Forum Moderator Offices. Straight out of the lift, I see an office I can't resist to enter... Whydidijoin's! I saw him drinking at the Pub earlier, so I know he isn't in. The door, thankfully, is unlocked, and I sneak inside. It looks like a normal office at first. Tidy, a filing cabinet and a desk, etc. When you look closely, though, you realise that it is different from normal... It is bring pink! Everything in the room is pink, from the desk to the filing cabinet, from the walls to the miniskirt with 'WDIJ' sewn into it. I had to escape, but on the way out, i discovered an interesting file... it was labelled 'TOP SECRET' so i knew I had to read it. I heard the lift coming, so i got out of there quickly, taking the file with me. I ran down the corridor and hid around the corner just in time! Whydidijoin came out of the lift, putting on some pink lipstick, and walked into his office. PHEW! That was close. Towards the end of the corridor, there was a door with no label on it, so i decided to go in to see what was in it. Inside, I almost threw up. The stench was unbearable but I knew i had a duty to you, the readers, to discover what the smell was coming from. I took a deep breath and ventured further into the dark room until I tripped over a large object. In the faint light from the corridor, I could see a figure lying on the floor, asleep. Upon closer inspection, I realised that is was Hojunhu! One of the new Moderators! The smell was coming from him. I was feeling sick so I returned to the lift and travelled to the second floor, where the lift stopped. This was strange as there was another floor above, but I spotted stairs next to the lift and a sign. It said that the Chat Moderator Offices were upstairs. Obviously, it was a way of the Forum and Board Moderators saying that the Pub is better than Chat. Anyway, the second floor, the Board Moderator Offices... I knew exactly which office I would go for first... A5chows! Luckily, due to the Board Moderator's being intelligent, their offices were in Alphabetical order, and her office was one of the first doors to the right. There was a sign on the door which read, "Do Not Enter If You Hear Giggling and Kissing Noises! ~A + A~" so I was glad when I heard nothing but silence inside. I entered and was not surprised to see a huge poster of Applequest on one wall. On her desk was an apple, which I am used to seeing as people often leave an apple on my desk... I'm not sure why, but I've heard that 'An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away' but I can't figure out why people would want to keep me away. I'm not complaining though, I like apples. Back to the office, though. I sat on the chair and opened up the drawers of the desk, finding a few things which I cannot mention, as well as a Party Hat. I was tempted to try it on, but I felt that I would leave it alone. On the way out, I noticed a bunch of yellow flowers in a vase on her desk, VERY NICE! 
I glanced at my watch and noticed that it was drawing near 9pm... Moderator Bed-time. Since most Mods sleep in their offices, I knew I had to leave soon, without visiting the Chat Moderator Offices. I am sorry, readers, but I will return at a later date to let you know what goes on in the Chat Moderator Offices. That is all... WAIT A MINUTE! There is still one thing to do... 
Now this will be an interesting read... I finally have the file which will answer the Ultimate Question! Why did Whydidijoin join? And here we go... ... ... I'm opening it now... ... ... I'm so excited! ... ... It is blank... The file is empty apart from one blank page... NOO!!! Anyway, that is all for this time. I hope you enjoyed reading the article. Doctor Henry - The RuneVillage Doctor and Village Explorer! ~DH~ Written by: Dr Henry Editted by: Gamestar Coded by: Gamestar |