RV Horoscopes for the month of June

Please note, guys, that these horoscopes are just for fun. If they do come true, then I am amazing, but if not then please do not try to set nosey on me. Seriously, if any of these come true then please PM me; it would be amazing to know. Anyway, here are your horoscopes for the month of June. What is going on for you in the World of Runescape? Are you finally going to get that all deserved promotion on Runevillage? (Remember, I can’t be held responsible if you don’t, kai?) Or are you doomed to a month of doom and gloom with no internet. Read on to find out!





Aries - March 21-April 19

This month will start off with an old friend coming out of the blue with a special message for you. Your next attempt to gain the prestigious Fire Cape will, unfortunately, once again be a failure; however, hold your head up high because good things will be coming to you in real life, where hard work will provide the success you deserve.


Taurus - April 20-May 20

A great start of the month for you, with the balance of Guthix bringing you the treasures you have sought after for so long. However, do not count your chickens too quickly; remember to think about what you are saying before you say it, because the consequences will stay with you for longer than you might think. When confronted, just own up and tell the truth; trust me life will be better in the long run if you do.


Gemini - May 21-June 21

Growing up is something we all have to do, but you don’t have to grow up quite so fast. Remember to have fun and not always take things so seriously. There is a world outside of your house and there are people to help you enjoy it. Sure, if you work hard this month then your 99 Goal will be achieved in no time; however, the more time you spend on it, the less people you will have to enjoy it with. Forget the pixels for a few hours a day and enjoy the company of people your own age. Happy Birthday to all Gemini's who have a birthday this month.


Cancer - June 22-July 22

You are in for one of the best months of your life, with everything seemingly going right for you. Enjoy it and make the most out of every situation. You are going to be getting some news towards the end of the month that is quite unexpected; do you really deserve what you are being given? Remember to be gracious in your success. Happy birthday, all of you Cancers who celebrate this month.


Leo - July 23-August 22

Leo babies are natural born leaders, strong, dominant and in command. Not surprisingly, many people will resent you for your overall popularity and ability to fit in. Appreciate other peoples opinion for once and remember that there is no ‘I’ in ‘Team.’ This will be a fairly stable month for you if you follow my advice; however, if you choose not to, then prepare for embarrassment that could have been easily avoidable.


Virgo August 23-September 22

You have liked this person for a good four months, but you just cannot talk to them about it. You are totally compatible; you like the same stuff, the same music, and friends, and hey even play Runescape with you. What have you been waiting for? If you do not act soon, then you never will. Swallow your pride and follow your heart. (Note: Do not follow your pride and swallow your heart, as this could lead to severe medical complications)


Libra September 23-October 22

Oh dear, this month does not bode well for you. You have angered the Gods (and mods), and now you face punishment. Will you ever learn that you have to face the consequences of your actions and not just try to pass the buck! You will be in many heated debates this month, lose some people you thought were friends and have to take a really deep look at yourself. You are not a bad person you just choose to toe a dangerous line. Don’t keep everything bottled up inside, people are here for you.


Scorpio October 23-November 21

Why do you let people walk all over you? Does it never occur to you that you are a decent human being and that all it would take is for you to say no just once in a while for people to see that? Stop being the “Yes man” and stand up for yourself for once. Trust me, you have more to offer than you think.


Sagittarius November 22-December 21

Prepare for a bad week. We all have them and need to just deal with it properly. It is only one bad week, the first week of a month that will turn out to actually be a very good month for you. Prom is fast approaching, are you ready for it? This is going to be one of the best nights of your life, you know. By the end of June, that bad news you had will seem insignificant compared to the wonders you will experience later on. The 28th will be a day you are likely to never forget. Have a good month!


Capricorn December 22-January 20

Ahh the Capricorns, always trying their hardest, making time for people and being there. Shame you are doing all of this for nothing. Look around you; the people you are hanging out with are not your friends. They make you try things you would never try out of free will. You have other friends, good friends who respect you. Sure they may not be quite as exciting, but so what? They love and care about you. Do not forget them! Make amends before it is too late. You don’t know just how lucky you are.


Aquarius January 21-February 18

Your success will come from taking a risk. Have you ever tried the Duel Arena? Because there is a stake sitting there just for you - remember, no nosey! - so take your chances. Perhaps you would rather take your risks in life. Well, it will pay off on this occasion; however, risks are called risks for the plain and simple reason that they don’t always play to your hand. Learn when to stop and you will become a true master of your destiny. Nobody can judge you for walking away.


Pisces February 19-March 20

There is something fishy going on in the world of the Pisces (excuse the pun), and it is up to you to get to the bottom of it. Fame and acclaim lie as your reward for solving what was thought to be an insolvable mystery. Nevertheless, things will always come back to haunt you, so be tactful in your approach. If you push too hard for answers, then the blame may fall on yourself. Please be careful this month. Remember your future lies before you like a sheet of driven snow, careful how you tread it, as every step will show. (Old poem my teacher uses a lot, it has a lot of meaning here)



See you guys next month!


Written by: richboi0
Edited by: Ultragast and TheAmericanIdiot
Coded by: Hoof Noob