Hey hey hey! As you may have guessed I’ve done it once again! I’ve made a new investigation thing and have found some interesting facts. Now what will this be about now? Why Dustin likes yellow so much!
This story all starts one day when little Dustin was just skipping along in his Black and White world when all the sudden he got hit by a rock…
When hit by the rock he fell unconscious to the ground like an idiot. A couple of hours later after the incident he woke up in a black and white space ship with black and white aliens surrounding him with pointy objects. He got frightened and saw he was nakey and strapped to a chair.
Poor Dustin tried to bite off the straps but is left their nakey and spied on by the aliens. So he finally gave up after a while when all the sudden a yellow liquid came out of the ceiling…
This was an amazing view for the aliens and Dustin as it was the only color they had ever seen apart from black and white… So the aliens quickly took a sample of the yellow liquid and threw Dustin out of the space ship as he was no longer interesting…
So now the situation had gone from bad to even worse. He was now stuck in space with no food. Luckily on his planet the people didn’t have to breathe so he didn’t die right away when being thrown out. Dustin decided to just swim around in the emptiness when all the sudden a big yellow bubble charged right at him and he got stuck in it.
Now he had nowhere to go and so he just stayed there like an idiot when all the sudden he approached a planet known as “Earth”. He got closer and closer then arrived into a blue place called the sky… He looked around and saw he now had colors on him and was no longer black and white!
After ages of staying in the sky he landed into a pool and made a humungous SPLASH! noise…
Dustin was now amazed at all the colors… He couldn’t believe he was still alive and only had 2/3 of his bones broken… Once landing in the pool he attempted to swim out and crawled inside the house of the owner of the pool. This owner was Bill Gates.
Bill Gates was on the phone when Dustin entered but hung up right after seeing Dustin in his house. Bill was shocked to see someone had gotten past through all his body guards and alarm systems and had gotten in.
Bill wasn’t going to just stand there shocked though, he quickly helped Dustin up and asked him who he was. Dustin couldn’t speak English so he wrote on a piece of paper:
Bill stared in confusion then suddenly recognized the language and used his super galaxy languages translator and found out it said:
“Hi I’m Dustin and I broke a lot of bones, free hospital pl0z?”
So Bill went back to the phone and called the hospital people over to his house. They arrived after 5 seconds and somehow managed to heal Dustin in just a couple of minutes.
Dustin looked around happily and saw a computer then stared at Bill and wrote down something else on a piece of paper, which meant:
“Can I see the computer pl0z????!!!”
Bill thought about it for a moment then told Dustin that first he’d have to learn English though so he got some professional teachers to teach him English and after just 15 minutes Dustin knew the language fluently and found many things on the web. Since that day Dustin has loved the color yellow as its what had brought him to the earth. (The yellow liquid.)
