EL MUFFINO AKA THE MUFFIN MAN
Do you ever just stare at the sky and ask yourself where the heck your ceiling is? Well that’s never happened to me and has nothing to do with what I’m going to talk about. What I’m talking about is something very disturbing… something worse then Nintendodude’s collection of thongs… THE MUFFIN MAN’S REAL IDENTITY!!!
I, myself, have thought days and nights about this and almost came to the conclusion it was Frogger… that was until one day, while watching Nick Jr, Blue’s Clues got interrupted by a news report talking about how an eighty year old hobo was found dead beside his cardboard box/house stuffed with muffins…
According to news report policeman, Athenakraba Makalobooshoo, who checked to see if there were any fingerprints or other things nearby, but all that was found were muffin crumbs… Odd you may say… Well actually you may not say that but… ahh wait… never mind… Now where was I… ahh yes how the crumbs were weird… Well believe it or not these crumbs led to somewhere! To a place under ground… the evil dungeon under the donut shop…
This dungeon isn’t like any other dungeon, it is said that in 1976 when teenagers went down there to look cool they never came back out. The police of course decided to go look for them but when they attempted to go to find them, people outside the dungeon heard yells, then nothing else and no one has gone down there since…
Athenakraba Makalobooshoo didn’t seem like someone who’d give up though and so as you may have guessed he went down there with all his water guns fully charged. Unfortunately when going down he saw some horrible sites… Some unfinished muffins!!!
He looked around a bit more and to his horror he saw someone who was very well known for being a hater for donuts and lover to muffins… BERSERK HIMSELF! Yes believe it or not Berserk is the muffin man… And yes, Athenakraba did get tortured when revealing this to everyone…
~THE ODD END~
Article by: HawaiiGopher
Proofread by: Eld9991
Coded by: HawaiiGopher
Coding Addition By Frogger