A Noob's Tale of Misfortune

I arrive in Lumbridge on my first day,
I finished the tutorial, but it took the whole month of May,
Look! A pot! Get it fast,
Making money will be my first task,
Picking up coins here and there,
W00t I just found a wizard's hat to wear,
I am getting close to 100 gp,
And I have been wanting an iron scimmy,
When I get that scimmy I will surely pwn,
22 firemaking!!! Wooooooooot I own,
This real nice player wants to take me some place,
So we take off running like it's a race,
We end up in this dark and scary gruff,
He tells me to follow him with promises of free stuff,
So I kept going because I needed some cash,
But all of a sudden I got attacked,
And before I knew it I was back in Lumby,
I had to start all over again with no money.