Funny Laws of the World

• In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• In Staten Island, New York, you may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if the driver has a lantern attached to the front of his automobile.
• It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

• Technically, it's still illegal to eat anything associated with gluttony at Christmas time. This means mince pies and Christmas pudding is still illegal.
• It is against the law to leave baggage unattended.
• Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
• London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
• A bed may not be hung out of a window.
• Any boy under the age of ten may not see a naked mannequin.
• A pregnant woman is allowed to stop a police officer in the street in order to pee in his hat.

• It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face, as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
• Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
• It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
• Until the Port Arthur Killings, it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.

• It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
• No one may step on any of the nation's currency.
• It is against the law to not wear a shirt while driving a car.

• You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
• Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
• It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
• When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
• It's illegal to climb trees.
• If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.