RS Vacation Holiday to Nubland! 

Written by: dr henry
Proofread by: dr henry
Coded by: Frogger

Welcome one and all to the magnificent tour of nubland, home of the Noob! This beautiful island is situated in the heart of Runescape. Escape away and enjoy the relaxing time that you have waiting for noobs to leave you alone while your trying to mine. Sit back while noobs come and take over a training spot that you have been in, especially when you are close to a level! Yes, this is the exciting island of Nubland!



Allow noobs to swear at you for no reason while you walk in the wild, running away when you go deep enough to attack them. Listen to them laugh and be rude to you as you try to do the chicken dance in peace. Smile softly as you watch noobs begging you for money and free items.



Now haven't we all encountered noobs often in our time on runescape? Well here are my top 5 noob things and my top 5 ways of getting rid of noobs!

Nooby things!

1.  Fr33 st00f pl0z!
   
2.  Coming over, seeing that you are training, and killing the things you are training on.
   
3.  Mining rocks that you need, and dropping them.
   
4.  Asking to be your girlfriend/boyfriend (or have cyb3r)
   
5.  Swearing at you.
   

Ways to stop noobs!

1.  Let them follow you into the wild, pretending to ignore them. If they are brave/stupid they will follow you until you kill them. If not, they will leave you alone!
   
2.  Ignore them, walk away!
   
3.  Go along with it, talk to them, try to distract them so that you can continue what you are doing!
   
4.  If they start being abusive, report them immediately!
   
   and finally...my favorite...
   
5.  Laugh in their faces!! MWAHAHAHA! NOOBS!
   
   

by dr henry...DIE NOOBS!