Written by: Snake10
Proofreaded by: Monk Basher
Coded by: csdn

Here we are, walking down the Lumbridge path and minding our own business. Life in Runescape is good and we are enjoying all the beautiful people that make Runescape the place it is. This is the way it should be. Peaceful in the city and we have the freedom to roam and make life what we want it to be. We die and instantly we are alive again. What more could we ask for?

We go a little further down the pathway and we encounter someone in the distance. We spot them just a little over the hillside. She is dressed in pink. We get closer and they see us coming and she begins to dance. What a nice sight to see. It is a lovely lady. She begins to ask, "Will you be my boyfriend???" She then says again, "Will you be my boyfriend, I need help?!?!" We ponder this question...

Now we, the Runescape people, that have been in the game for any amount of time know this encounter is one or the other of two scenarios... this is a woman wanting help and love or this is a con. We ponder these possibilities. If it is true, we are a momma magnet... if it isn't true... then we have to make a decision.

How many of you... my fellow Runescapers have been faced with this situation and how have YOU decided to deal with it. You are lonely and you really like the way she looks. You are bored and don't have much else to do. I would say there is no one in Runscape that hasnt been presented with this situation. Now what do you do?

Consider this... you may find the love of your RUNESCAPE life if you say YES. Many years of RUNSCAPE bliss await you and your newly found love. You could plant seeds, build a house and make babies (other Runscape accounts). Life is good and you know there could be so much in the future for you and your new girlfrend...

On the other hand you consider this... could this person be an IMPOSTER? Could this be a MAN in WOMEN'S clothing? OHHH NOOOO!!! Could it be THAT!!!????!!!! They look like a woman and talk like a woman and walk like a woman. L-O-L-A is its name.....She looked like a woman and talked like a man in the song...
We stand there for a moment pondering all these things.....she asks me again, "WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND"? My answer is... NOOOOOOOOOOO. I walk alone. I walk alone!

Maybe another day... ???

Can you relate? Cool