Proofread by: Monk Basher
Coded by: Frogger
As I was strolling around a sad little place we like to call "Runescape" I crashed into a crowd of maniacs... They called themselves the "Anti-Anorexic Girls" club.
The cult saw me but didn't catch me.. I had a paper with my address in my pocket which dropped.. I'm guessing they had found it and sent me a letter that was very frightening, threatening and scary! =O
So I set out to find someone.. Any random girl would do, since apparently all the girls were anorexic in Runescape. I came across a very fat looking one on my way but decided to pick her as the person I'd make un-anorexic. Oh and be aware I had to fit in the clan sorta thing so I wore an outfit like them...
I had a long talk with this person and was slapped across the face for calling her anorexic. I thought and thought about how I could trick her into coming out of her anorexic stage when suddenly it came to me! SPAM! Yes a wonderful invention that usually solves nothing but could in this case might solve something.. I needed to find someone who has a lot of spam and that's when I thought of someone...
Thomas Watson! Also known as Mr. Hiker on RuneVillage... I ran into the PimpMobile and drove to his hideout!
When I arrived, Mr. Hiker was doing his, what he called, "spiffy spammy jumping jacks".
He didn't seem too happy about my arrival. After I told him who I was he remembered me. I asked for the almighty key to the almighty gate doors of the almighty spam resevoir and he thought it over. He came to the conclusion that for this almighty key I needed to give him something... I asked what it was and he told me it was to help him learn the new Christina Aguilera choreography. I thought it over and decided... ah... hell with it... why not?
So I taught Tommy Boy how to dance... many... ahem... FREAKY things happened... wait, let me rephrase that many SCARY things happened... let's just say Tommy Boy wasn't the best dancer...
Of course I couldn't tell the man that or I wouldn't get the spam. So I told him it resembled a lot to Christina's new dance moves and he was happy and give me the almighty spam room key which lead to the spam palace!
And so I took all the spam and ran off with it!
Then I stuffed "So UnAnorexic" in her sleep and voila the new results same area!
Sexy, is it not? This is the solution to everything! SO REMEMBER EAT SPAM DURING THE SUMMER!!!