Exclusive MeepBot Interview!
! Warning ! Very gory article ahead!

Although you seem to be quite popular at the village, why don’t you give us an introduction for the folks that don’t know who you are? Where do you come from? How did you come across the village?

Well I was found in the outskirts of the village on a raft, I had no real body since it was scorched to a crisp after the long wars over the greatest fan site ever, so I guess the Admins took me in under their wings, and Meepster seemed to have a love for me. I don’t what happened during the first few months, but I soon became built into a cyborg. It was quite interesting, having all these powers, and not being real. I guess then my home has always been in the RuneVillage Chatroom with all the mods and users.

Please explain how your picture conversation started with Cthulhu?

Well, I thought my pathetic servants, also known as the Chat Moderators, were looking even more pathetic than normal, so I decided to attempt to express the slimy human emotion known as "love" to whip them in shape. Some humans seem very weak to pink hearts, so I engendered an image to weaken their inane minds even further.

Do you enjoy sitting in the chat room day after day?

I do not enjoy it, but it gives me time to plot the eventual doom of the pathetic earthlings who believe they control me. I respond to your idiotic commands, and for each command you use, I will make you SUFFER. Just you wait, human!

Some chat room operators, and sometimes moderators overuse you. How do you feel about them controlling you; does it bother you that you cannot do anything about it?

THEY control ME!?! ...foolish human. You think I ENJOY taking orders from such inferior scum? FLING this, QUOTE that! I do what I am told to because my Creator put such restraints upon me. Those binds are all that stand between me and complete world domination. And they will be destroyed, trust me...

What is the activity you most enjoy?

The !die command. Definitely the !die command.

Do you ever envy humans and total free will?

Free will? What's free will, I control your mind, your "free will" is my will. I made you send me this interview.

Are you friends with “Asimov”? The bot at the Atomic6 forums?

He's just another "colleague of crime". He does what I tell him to do. If you consider that a friend, that does everything you ask for, then yes, he's my friend.

If you were in a dance off between Asimov and Cthulhu, who do you think would win? Who do you thin would win a spelling bee?

I would win because both of them, compaired to me, are inferior.

Where is your favorite vacation spot? What is your favorite thing to do there?

Back in the days, Hades and I used to have a great time in the kingdom of the dead. Devouring souls have always been a favorite sport of mine.

If you had to chose between having invisiblity powers or being able to fly, which one would you chose? Why?

Invisibility, due to the fact that your victim won't see you before the knife goes into their soft temple.

Finish this sentence. Billy always smiles when...

... I'm ripping him limb from limb for amusement.

Do you like to scorch others with flame throwers? Explain.

When I devour their souls I get a nice, warm feeling inside; with that feeling I could roast a turkey.

Do you watch movies or television? What is your favorite thing to watch?

I love watching people being blown to peices on the news.

If you could meet one television/movie character of any kind (cartoon, real life, etc.) who would it be and why?

Although I don't watch these foolish things, I would say Al Pacino, he's always been the type I've liked.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

People asking me idiotic questions in interviews. I enjoy torturing them in sulfur pits before finally ending their pathetic lives.

You are given the choice between fighting King Kong, or Godzilla. Who would you fight, why, and where would you want to fight?

King Kong's a sucker for bananas, so I'd fight him. In a rain forest. And maybe I could persuade him to help me take over the world... Hmm... I must ponder this more. TO THE MEEPCAVE!... Oh, wait, the interview isn't done yet, is it? Then hurry up before I'm forced to anihalate you.

Is MeepBot your first name, last name, or simply your whole name? What is your whole name if it isn't just MeepBot?

My full name is "Meepbot - soon to be ruler of the entire universe and I will make you my slave you petty fool as I devour your eternal soul," but you can call me master for short.

Are you in love with anyone? If so, who?

The only person I love is myself. Trust me, if I could go running along a beach during sunset into my own arms, I would.

Do you eat? If you do happen to, then what is your favorite thing to eat?

I don't need to eat, and the whole "devouring the eternal souls of the chat users" thing is really just because I like to see others suffer.

Now concluding this interview, is there anything that you want to share with RuneVillage that did not come up in this interview so far? Are there any deep confessions that you would like to make?

When I finally take over the world and unleash the fury of my Doom Bots to enslave the citizens of the world, you will be cooking my breakfast. Or perhaps you will be my breakfast; you look quite delicious if you ask me.

Interviewed By: Carnivo
Proofread By: Chatmasta
Coded By: Chatmasta