Knife For President 2005
Jagex is so full of themselves. If they have the balls to make gods then I
should be able to become a dictator. According to Jagex, the world of Runescape
was created by Zamorak, Saradomin, and some other green pansy. If I was ruler
of Runescape, I would eliminate all the confusion and make it so there was
only one god. This one god would be named Knifix, and he would kick so much,
that everyone would have to worship him. People who were disobedient would
be beaten. Some people may think this is unethical, but you have to understand.
Relax... being under a dictator isn't so bad; let’s see a political analysis of how things will change::
VS
| Can
relieve stress |
|
Can
cause stress |
| Annoying |
Addicting
|
|
| Provides
something new to read |
Provides
boring new quests for p2p |
|
| Listens
to people who don't give him money |
Ignores
people who don't give them money |
|
| Gives
lots of free stuff |
Never
gives any free stuff |
|
Brainless |
Repetitive
|
So remember, when you’re filling out your Runescape ballots... Vote for the KNIFE MAN party
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