Knock Knock Jokes |
| Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here. Knock Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock! Knock Knock! Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage. Knock Knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You're welcome! Knock Knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along... Knock Knock! Who's there? Yo momma. Yo momma who? Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door! Knock Knock! Who's there? Mary Lee. Mary lee who? Mary Lee we roll along. Knock Knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out! Knock Knock! Who's there? Aware. Aware who? Aware, aware has my little dog gone? |
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Written By: H K Edited By: Rocky Martin Coded By: Donut Juice |