Runescape in Real Life

I have learned so many useful things in Runescape that I will be using for the rest of my life. A lot of people think my time spent on this game is unproductive and bad for my social life. They are just jealous. The skills I have learned in Runescape will guide me through my life. Here are some ways that Runescape has changed my life.

Deoderant?



Your Runescape character doesn't have to wear deodorant, so why do you? Exactly! Body odor is all psychological; it doesn't really exist. You smell great! Just like your Runescape character.

Death



Lost a family member recently? Well while all those chumps are attending the funeral you will be picking them up at Lumbridge. If you happened to be on a bridge and accidentally fell off then you better have remembered to bring teleport runes! It’s a long walk from Lumbridge to your house, you know.

Self Defense



Runescape will help all of you protect yourselves from that mean bully in an iron chain and that badass bronze medium helmet. After playing Runescape he won’t be much of a problem for you.

Physics



We all know tuna fish weigh a measly little 25 pounds. So it’s kind of obvious that carrying 24 of them (600 pounds) would be no problem at all. As a matter of fact I think I may just drop out of school and get a job as a fisherman. I should be a millionaire by the end of the week!

Where would we all be without Runescape? While everyone else is wearing deodorant and going to funerals, we are having a blast! Runescape truly is a way of life, educating everyone on the lessons of life.

By: Dustin Proofread By: Chatmasta Coded By: Chatmasta