Warning: Long term forum radiation

I've been on the chat lately and discovered... long term forum use radiation... is the only explanation here. These two were monitered closely by me. These poor villagers have suffered with long term forum radiation. They suffer from mood swings, begging and one was arguing with himself. (Not sure if that was caused by radiation ) Here is what i found out:



[ion attacker] lol
[tsukasa] stop talking to me i wanna chat
[tsukasa] PMG
[tsukasa] stop
[tsukasa] pwease

Begging... mood swings... not good!

[cowseatalot] ion
[cowseatalot] you smell funny
[ion attacker]...
[cowseatalot] baby your all i want!
[cowseatalot] when your lying here in my arms
[cowseatalot] but im finding it hard to beleve
[cowseatalot] were in heaven!
[cowseatalot] ran...
[cowseatalot] to be real
[cowseatalot] girls in general
[cowseatalot] talk to much
[cowseatalot] *twitches*that kinda hurt.
[cowseatalot] and happy
[cowseatalot] ur right you get a cookie and a half!
[cowseatalot] r u a girl? and bye the way im still very mad at myself

This case is very bad.

I'm not sure there is any cure for this. If you find one call 1-800-findacureforthelongtermforumradiation, or just PM me...
For now, my advice is to just stay away at all costs! It might be contagious! And with these people being... affected... they are extremely dangerous and should be dealt with by professionals. So here are some tips, since there are none. If you see one, scream at the top of your lungs and run around in circles until you find a weapon. Good luck.

Written by: ion attacker
Proofread by: Tsukasa and Monk Basher
Coded by: Gamestar