I am here to let you know what happens behind closed doors.

When you join the Villager, you are immediately sent to Trendy Haz's office.

When there, Frogger will jump up and lock the door.

Trendy will then hand you a mop and buckey and tell you where to start cleaning.

Occasionally it will be the member toilet but if you are really good you will have the honour of cleaning the Leader's Bathroom with your tongue! From that point you can certainly taste sucess (and a few other things Wink Once you have proven yourself as a cleaning lady/man you are given the key to your office (usually in one of the many draws of Frogger's filing cabnet).From there you can get started on your job. If you are a writer you will occasionally be brought out in front of TrendyHaz and poked until you give in and write a story.

If you are a proofreader you will be brought in front of Mnok Bsasher and poked until you run away and hide

while Mnok steals your work.

If you are a coder you will be brought in front of Frogger while Poison333 whips you from behind.

While this is happening you must repeat "Frogger's coding is always right!" 100 times.

The Rules

1. Mnok Bsasher is ALWAYS right.

   

2. If Mnok Bsasher is wrong... Rule 1 applies.

3. Frogger is very grumpy in the mornings. (His morning lasts from Sunday 6:00 AM - Sunday 5:59 AM)

4. You must never put an article in the wrong forum or your house will be burned to the ground and we will shoot your dog.

   

5. TrendyHaz will make a few appearances and announce some stuff. Ignore this, he is completely mad.

   

6. Ozzie thinks since he started playing runescape he's going to own everyone. Don't be fooled.

   

7. Frogger codes most of the articles. His coding is never wrong.

   

8. If Frogger miscoded an article, see rule 7.

9. Any mention of the fact that GCSE is so old his blood group has been discontinued will result in you being forced to read the entire Paper since issue one. In Chinese. You WILL be tested on this.)

   

10. Every other member of staff will expect you to give them a party hat. Do this, it makes them happy.

    

11. Occasionally you will se a strange man called Dustin wearing a yellow party hat. Ignore him.

    

12. If you feel sick, then go to dr henry. He will prod you until you throw up and send you back to work.

    

13. If you still feel ill, then rule 12 applies.

14. If you ever hear music coming from GCSE's office, cover your ears as the Classics will hurt you!

    

15. If you ever hear music coming from dr henry's surgery, start folding your socks! If you are found not folding your socks, you will be poked.

    

16. If you have a problem with the rules, see rule 3.

    If you feel unclear about anything then please PM me! I have to stop writing now as Ozzie Bond has seen me and is chasing me with his abysall whip.