"Eat my purenessness you silly newb, i'm going to own u like I owned your mother last night you *****. Hahahahahaha, you like that 21 with r2h u newb?! 1 defense 60 str and att owns u newb," said the idiot I was battling. He hits a 19 and I'm down to 1 health, I shove down 3 swordies and continue the battle. I'm quickly rewarded with a 20 and some more trash talking from the cute little pure. "To show u how much of a newb u r i'm not even gonna eat," he yells at me. I pull out my might short sword and hit 2 quick 15's. "Purenessness falls before your might." A great kill, R2H, 300 Death Runes, and 255 Adamantite arrows. Silly newb, trix are for kids.

I got a message from my great friend Twistedpaul, "So cow whatcha doin, up for some f2p ownage in a can?" I told him the old I gtg but told him my brother got his computer hooked up at his dorm. I'll call him for you. Naturally my brother picks up in the nick of a second but his doorbell rings. "Ah paul, my microphone just came, get on MSN and we'll talk. His 80 Range was quite an asset to the PK trip. We go to the giants and see a team of 3 Pure Mages and decide it might be funny to challenge them and see what they say. Weirdly enough they accept the challenge and say Rune rocks, so we start walking. They are the first to attack, and I am instantly down to 21 HP with paul hacking away at one of the mages. I eat 3 Swordies pot up and attack the first mage. My 25 and his 13, dead. To the next, 10 and 18 are lovely for a kill. Low health please? And the final one, Paul ranges a pure ultra crisp 17 and I hit a 14 for the final kill. An instant 700 nats and 1.3k deaths. As a wise movie once said, "Your teacher says good day to you."

Author: cowseatalot
Proofreader: Foose
Coder: Hpotter114