Bribery

Written by: dr henry
Proofread by: Tsukasa and Gogeta
Coded by: Frogger

Hello, I am back with some more help for you! Here's some help on how to bribe the Villagers and the Staff! Most of the Admins are prone to a good bucket of BBQ chicken wings as their private fridge is usually raided by Wit and Jackstick (Village Staff) to use as payment to dr henry, Lord of the Staff and his servant, Ozzie Bond. Ozzie is easily bribed if you offer to distract dr henry and get him some free time, while dr henry is only bribed by cheese. Toooon can easily be lured away from any job by the smell of pie, and Davey C is a great fan of milk and cows. To get Berserk friendly, you only need to compliment Sweden, and for Y0shi19’s friendship, just say that Wales is a good rugby team. Frogger will do anything for someone who says that "Frogger’s coding is always right." TrendyHaz can be made to jump off a cliff if you offer to write him a complimentary biography. Jinxy is happy if you do not spam up the RSC forums, and Jeffie and Enielle can fall asleep if you show them something PINK! Orangequest and Applequest can be bribed with a fruit bowl and Mogomongoose is happy if you say that moose rock! Euph is happy if you poor a load of English baked beans over Berserk's head, and Meepster likes to be given extra ink for his shadows. Henner is pleased if you do not say anything about his nose, and Hiker can always be friendly if you buy him some hiking boots. Bear likes to be growled at, and Cosmos likes to look though telescopes at the stars. Fantasy_Guy likes to read comics, and MrLuvaLuvaUK loves to look at a British Atlas. Mustangnut loves to be called "Mustang Sally," and SilverFox16 has always wanted to get a pet fox. Punkmonkey25 likes monkeys instead of foxes. Chroz is happy if you ignore his mushroom style haircut, and Crazy Jedi would love to be brought to a house somewhere other than New Jersey. Chatmasta likes to dance, and Dizzle is fo’shizzle. Chicken constantly does the chicken dance often, and if you do it, then he will like you. Meepbot dies constantly and loves it when you fling items at him. Buy Spelda some whale milk, and he will worship your feet. Finally, HG and Alpr like to be alone in their rooms (separate).