>> Try to figure out how many cups of ammo you have left

The WATERCOOLER CUPHOLDER BAZOOKA uses ammunition on a stack-based structure: CUPS go in from one end and come out from the same end. There's a plastic cover on the top, so you can't actually see how many CUPS you have. Judging from the weight of it, though, you think there's maybe 2 or 3 left?

>> Finish off the other two spiders

With reckless abandon, no mercy, and the sheer firepower of your WATERCOOLER CUPHOLDER BAZOOKA, two well-aimed shots and two tugs at the COLD DISPENSER TRIGGER leaves the other two SPIDERS dead in their tracks.

>> Use the dead spiders' legs as makeshift staple ammo

Ewwwwwww.

You do it anyway, but still--ewwwwww. The new SPIDER LEG STAPLES are really squishy and don't work in your PINK STAPLER very well, but you managed to make a couple of them fit. For this strange act, you gain 40% ADVERSITY EXP.

>> Pick up the fired cups

You salvage 3 of the CUPS fired from your WATERCOOLER CUPHOLDER BAZOOKA! You reload them into your weapon.

>> Interrogate spider and see who it's working for

You get down on the ground and yell instructions to the SPIDER trapped under the CUP, demanding to know what it's doing here and who it's working for. Your SPIDERESE is really rusty, but you can make out a little bit.

Big field...lots of grass...paradise...people...construction...landscape destruction...new building...air vents...stairwells...dark places...suitable replacement.

...Huh? You don't have a clue what he's going on about, but for attempting a partial translation, you earned 70% LINGUISTICS EXPERIENCE!

>> Use another cup and staples to make a spider grenade

You quickly fire another CUP into your hands and flip over the one on the ground, sticking the other CUP on top of it. You secure the two CUPS with your SPIDER LEG STAPLES...

...and create the SPIDER GRENADE! This baby will (hopefully) unleash a frenzied SPIDER upon whoever's unlucky enough to be on the receiving end of your WATERCOOLER CUPHOLDER BAZOOKA. You gain 30% CONSTRUCTION EXP for creating it. (You're also out of SPIDER LEG STAPLES now, but they were really icky anyway. Good riddance.)

You store the SPIDER GRENADE in the WEAPON SLOT of your INVENTORY TAB. Since your WATERCOOLER CUPHOLDER BAZOOKA works on a stack structure, inserting the GRENADE now means that it would just be the next thing to be fired.

You gained 8 EXP for defeating all four SPIDERS!