>> Equip ORIGAMI DOLLAR SWORD
>> Wield penny as a miniature shield and hope to block all incoming missing attacks.

Ohhhhh no. He's not getting off that easily! The IT DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE has shunned you and bribed you for your PINK STAPLER and who knows what else. He's going down, and the 18TH FLOOR of the APEX MICROCHIPS BUILDING is the perfect spot to do it.

You re-fold and equip your ONE-DOLLAR BILL ORIGAMI SWORD with lightning-fast reflexes, and wield the PENNY as a shield against a possible STAPLE BARRAGE.

ENGAGEMENT...BEGIN! (Make sure you have your sound turned on)