>> Use BANKAI

In a feat of strength previously only seen in animated television shows and graphic novels, you let out a large shout in an attempt to summon the powers hidden in your sword. ...Or something along those lines.

You release the powers of your ONE-DOLLAR BILL ORIGAMI SWORD, which turns out to be the spirit of GEORGE WASHINGTON. His likeness washes over the SPIDER, finishing it off instantly. In hindsight, that was probably overkill.

The SPIDER is dead.

You gained 2 EXP!

>> Advance to level 2.

Not enough EXP!

>> Revel in the smug feeling of self-satisfaction from defeating that mildly dangerous spider

Gosh, you are so amazingly awesome. You revel for a moment before realizing the SPIDER'S CORPSE is still there on the ground.

>> Loot CORPSE

You loot the SPIDER'S CORPSE and find a dull PENNY! A PENNY saved is a PENNY earned, as they say.

You add the PENNY to your inventory in the slot with the ONE-DOLLAR BILLS. It makes sense that all money should be stackable. In addition, you unfold your ONE-DOLLAR BILL ORIGAMI SWORD now that the danger's over. In all, you have $3.01.

>> Eat Corpse

That's disgusting!

...but you end up doing it anyway. The SPIDER tastes disgusting, much as you thought it would. But by overcoming your fear in this strange situation, you suddenly gain 2 ADVERSITY POINTS.