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RuneVillage.com Where Gamers Escape! 2008-08-15T16:48:27-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/feed.php?f=17&t=425306 2008-08-15T16:48:27-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3491286#p3491286 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Daniel wrote:

Abc231 wrote:
Name: Lu Bu
Level: 576
Attack: Jumps off of his red horse and swings a large shuriken type weapon at you, can do a max of 45 damage
100% drop: A pouch that gives 500xp in all stats, bones
Possible Drops: A mosou pouch that regenerates your special attack meter
Reason it isn't in game: Dynasty Warriors is very protective of it's characters.


Max of 45? Pshhhh, more like 45000.

it can be killed in one hit by Guan Yu though.

Statistics: Posted by Spart — August 15th, 2008, 4:48 pm


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2008-08-15T15:43:21-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3491264#p3491264 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Abc231 wrote:

Name: Lu Bu
Level: 576
Attack: Jumps off of his red horse and swings a large shuriken type weapon at you, can do a max of 45 damage
100% drop: A pouch that gives 500xp in all stats, bones
Possible Drops: A mosou pouch that regenerates your special attack meter
Reason it isn't in game: Dynasty Warriors is very protective of it's characters.


Max of 45? Pshhhh, more like 45000.

Statistics: Posted by Wc3r — August 15th, 2008, 3:43 pm


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2008-08-14T12:40:31-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3490555#p3490555 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> lvl:100
f2p and p2p
attack style:attack (it hits you and yells "MAKA!!!!!!!!!")
hp:50
100%:nothing
drops:daggers(bronze-common,to dragon-extremely rare)
bananas and other food.
reason why jagex refused to put monster in runescape:because no player can stand up to the mawcaw.NOBODY.

Statistics: Posted by linkkid6 — August 14th, 2008, 12:40 pm


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2008-07-29T06:28:42-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3483850#p3483850 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Level: 404
Attack style: Melee and ranged (he runs over you with a big truck and throws tubes at you)
P2P only
100% Drop: bones
Drops: mortgage offers, poker chips, pr0n, horses
Reason Jagex refused to put this monster in game: he would clog Runescape's tubes, and there aren't enough horses in England to unclog them

Statistics: Posted by bartoron — July 29th, 2008, 6:28 am


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2008-07-28T01:49:48-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3483372#p3483372 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Archer3000 wrote:

pianissimo, piano , mezzo piano , mezzo forte , forte , and fortissimo)

Sorry, I had to make sure all was musically correct. :)

Statistics: Posted by Ezcal — July 28th, 2008, 1:49 am


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2008-07-27T14:11:28-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3483150#p3483150 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Level: ???
Attack style: Posing and skiing
100% drop: Puddle of water
Drops: Waterskiis, shorts (extremely rare; must be quite lucky)
Examine: Has 53 XY chromosomes.
Location: America's Next Top Model
Appearance: Board shorts are the only article of clothing. Weilds a single waterski. Tanned skin provides protect from women, but sometimes it "fails"
Reason Jagex refused to put monster into the game: Didn't feel like it

Statistics: Posted by Blackmage172 — July 27th, 2008, 2:11 pm


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2008-07-26T13:01:16-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3482722#p3482722 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Lvl: -1747
Attack style: Trolling & Phailing
100% drop: Bones
F3P monster
Drops: Fecal matter.
Examine info: A noob.
Location: In the black (out-of-bounds) areas of Runescape or in Lumbridge begging for 3k.
Appearance: Varies.
Reason Jagex refused to put monster in the game: A dice was rolled, some rice cakes were eaten, etc.

Statistics: Posted by Aluminum — July 26th, 2008, 1:01 pm


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2008-07-26T11:44:48-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3482708#p3482708 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]>
lvl 200(all three forms)

hp:250(all three forms)
p2p
boss type monster
attack styles:angel/magic (using any of the four elemental blasts,max hit 20)
demon/meele (swings sword at you,max hit 30)
deangel/meelexmagic (magic:slams sword into ground if your ranging making a wave of energy fly at you,can max a whopping 60 can be blocked with protect from magic.meele:swings sword at you twice,hitting a max of 60,30 each hit.)
100% drop:bones,demonic sword,angelic wand,deangelic wings.
drops:none
examine info: angel:how heavenly,demon:how demonic,deangel:so this is what they look like together.
Reason why jagex refused to put monster in the game:because a demonic sword,angelic wand,and deangel wings are just to powerful. and item info will tell you why.

item info:
demonic sword:attack bonuses:+132 to all attack
defense bonuses:none
angelic wand:attack bonuses:none
defense bonuses:+132 to all defense
deangelic wings:+132 to both str bonus and prayer bonus

Statistics: Posted by linkkid6 — July 26th, 2008, 11:44 am


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2008-07-11T12:57:27-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3476603#p3476603 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> monster name: John Mclane

Level: 902

hitpoints:600

attack style: mini uzi ( ranged ), vicious punching ( melee )

100% drop: nothing ( he's a boss )

drops: nothing ( he's a boss )

other info: sort of like jad, if you beat him you will get the almighty mini uzi ( which requires 90+ ranged ) and you get to say you've killed john mclane!

examne info: yippee kayay mother f'er

Statistics: Posted by poke kom — July 11th, 2008, 12:57 pm


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2008-07-08T16:01:11-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3475368#p3475368 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Level: 43
Hitpoints: 60
Attack style: Laughs Hard (Very Hard), causing damage if you're not using the correct protection gear (Earmuffs)
100% drop: AA batteries (6)
Drops: Nothing, Firelighter (rare), Kerosene (rare)
Other Info: When combined, Firelighter and Kerosene can be used with the monster to create a disturbing, yet funny, effect.
Examine: 'Just lift Elmo's arm straight in the air. Then find his belly and tickle him there!'
Appearance: Bright red in color. Shakes and laughs hysterically.
Reasons: Laughter is contagious. People at Jagex HQ couldn't stop laughing for a week.

Statistics: Posted by Noronha89 — July 8th, 2008, 4:01 pm


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2008-07-08T14:44:34-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3475327#p3475327 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Level: 576
Attack: Jumps off of his red horse and swings a large shuriken type weapon at you, can do a max of 45 damage
100% drop: A pouch that gives 500xp in all stats, bones
Possible Drops: A mosou pouch that regenerates your special attack meter
Reason it isn't in game: Dynasty Warriors is very protective of it's characters.

Statistics: Posted by Discrimin8 — July 8th, 2008, 2:44 pm


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2008-07-08T03:39:43-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3475184#p3475184 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Lvl:110
attack: shoots flames at nearby players
100% drop: respect
possible drops: reason for a free kick, hatred towards it.
Reason it is not in game: Name was already taken :)

Statistics: Posted by mentos — July 8th, 2008, 3:39 am


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2008-07-07T09:11:41-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3474812#p3474812 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> lvl:999(as i said epic)
f2p and p2p(but recommended to fight on p2p)
attack style:meele,magic,or range(all three can hit from 1-100,he has the ability to revive you just to hit another 100 on you if he felt like it,
if being teamed on and is reduced to 1 hp,he will pull a final desperation move:"flash bang",it is a magic based attack,the animation is him punching the ground,this will 999 all people attacking,it is blockable)
100% drops:epic cape,epic gloves,and you unlock the "epic man emote"
drops:none(he is a boss class character,you can kill him multiple times,but he will just drop a lamp that gives you 2k exp after the first kill)
examine info:he fights for all that is epic.
item info:epic cape stat bonuses,all attack +10,all defense +20
str bonus+10,prayer bonus+5
epic gloves:attack bonuses:none,defense bonuses:+5 to all areas
str bonuses+10 prayer bonus:none
"epic man" emote has your character posing like superman,and saying "epic man awaaaaaay!!" the epic cape and gloves enhance this emote by letting your character appear to fly for a second or two.
Reason Jagex refused to put monster in the game:hes just to epic for players to fight

Statistics: Posted by linkkid6 — July 7th, 2008, 9:11 am


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2008-07-05T17:37:11-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3473809#p3473809 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> lvl:421(boss)
attack style:meele(hit you in the head with a chello , violin , base, or viola, ). Range ( throws a piano , tuba, euphonium, or a trombone) and magic ( spells are : from weakest to strongest : pianissimo, piano , metso piano , metso forte , forte , and fortisssimo)
P2p only
Can hit up to in each catagory melee( 58 /w base) range ( 78w/ tuba or piano) magic . ( 98 w/fortissimo ) (can only hit fortissimo 1/1000 hits)
100% drop: Bones ,music sheets , and parchment.
Drops:a varity of music imstruments each when held ( lets you activate the play emote with is an emote showing u playing that imstrument)
Reason jagex refused to put this monster in game: because their not musical enough to.

Statistics: Posted by Palo — July 5th, 2008, 5:37 pm


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2008-07-05T14:21:25-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3473717#p3473717 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Level: your combat level times two, with a bare minimum of level 30 (so anyone under level 15 will get a level 30)
f2p and p2p
Will appear when a player says "noob", or any variation of that, and will shout out "World peace! Don't degrade your fellow players", and then attacks.
100% drop: Bones, lawsuit (untradabe, and yes Willow, inspired by your comic)
possible drop: nothing.
Attack style: Melee, attacks by swinging his suitcase to your head.

Reason why it was rejected: The idea was too good to be true.

Statistics: Posted by Elanthiel — July 5th, 2008, 2:21 pm


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2008-07-05T12:46:56-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3473666#p3473666 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> lvl: Infinite (and beyond)
f2p and p2p
100%: Bones
drops: Space helmet, Space suit, Utility Belt, Jetpack
attack style:range (shoots a plastic disc), and melee
Examine: Is there beyond infinity?

Jagex refused to include him in the game out of fear that he would take over.

Statistics: Posted by Brae — July 5th, 2008, 12:46 pm


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2008-07-05T08:16:26-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3473551#p3473551 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> lvl:infinity
f2p and p2p
100%:nothing(as no one has ever been able to fight it and live)
drops:nothing(see 100% drop)
attack style:range (drops a ton of arrows on you,each doing 99 damage)
reason jagex refused to put monster in game:he would only be accessable by going into the unknown area,so basically he cant be attacked.

Statistics: Posted by linkkid6 — July 5th, 2008, 8:16 am


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2008-07-03T12:28:39-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3472629#p3472629 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Lvl: Infinite
Attack style: Screaming and complaining.
100% drop: Your jaws.
F2p and p2p
Drops: If your want me to drop my clothes, you better be really good, wink wink :wink:
Examine info: "OMG I am like so hot"
Location: In front of a mirror, looking beautiful.
Appearance: Hot as always, like you didn't notice.
Reason Jagex refused to put monster in the game: Because I have copyrighted the name already, haha :P

Statistics: Posted by Zizi — July 3rd, 2008, 12:28 pm


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2008-07-03T01:45:51-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3472342#p3472342 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Monster name: hillary clinton
level:50
attack style:melee
100% drops:ashes
drops:pantsuit, cape with communism symbol.
examine:does she ever not wear pantsuits?
reason not added to game: she scared them, she would horrify players

drop info:
pantsuit:enhances the laugh emote, adding an audible hilary laugh to it.



Rev

Statistics: Posted by Black Ranger Rev — July 3rd, 2008, 1:45 am


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2008-07-01T15:14:00-06:00 http://www.poorshark.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?t=425306&p=3471440#p3471440 <![CDATA[Re: Rejected runescape monsters]]> Lvl:200
attack style:meele(beats the crap out of you with his fists)
100% drop:racing helmet,gloves
F2p and p2p
Drops:Falcon Punching gloves (Rare),combat potion,super set,Gp(100-1000)
examine info:"He wants to show you his moves"
Reason Jagex refused to put monster in the game:people who maneged to get the gloves would be screaming "Falcon punch!!!" to many times...

info on drops:

Falcon Punching Gloves (FPG):
attack bonus's:none
Defense bonus's:none

str bonus,none

catagory of item:fun weapon(you run up to someone and scream "Falcon Punch" then your character hits them,doing no damage.
emotes unlocked:your character holds hand up to head in taunting fashion and says "Show me your moves"

Racing helmet:same as gloves,just enhances the "show me your moves" emote

Statistics: Posted by linkkid6 — July 1st, 2008, 3:14 pm


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